Fanboy Slaughter

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I would however, let Ryu keep his manhood. LOL so help me if he started slapping somebody around with it. I think I would die from laughing too hard. HADOUKEN!!!!...I'll let your imagination finish that thought.

6120d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I can almost predict what will happen for SF4:

Some character redesigns will be done. As for Ryu and Ken...well...that look is kinda their trademark, and I really don't see Capcom doing anything drastically different to it anytime soon. I do hope that hey get rid of all the other Karate Gi wearing posers, or at least change their outfits. (Sean and Dan mainly, NOT Akuma.)

Cammy, Chun Li, and other female fighters will more than likely have jiggle boobs, outrage...

6120d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Uh, what blurry computer monitor were you looking at when you watched an Uncharted trailer there, MrMarbles? Seriously, it's REAL close to GOW, and definitely equal to Bioshock. But to equal it out with Dead Rising? That's just insulting. Maybe not so much the character or vehicle models, but the landscapes and environments are near photo-realism, especially on an HD. And attributing weak-mindedness to opinion of graphics is kinda asshole-ish. Try not to do that in the future, it just m...

6120d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

They probably should've elaborated on Just Cause (PC, 360 only), because the PS2 port was rotten at best. Unfortunately, that was the one I played, I had heard it was such a great game, and picked it up used at a Game Crazy, only to take it home to my 32in HDTV and have it look like a dried turd on a desert road, and controls were equally as bad.

But I do agree with #1, it wasn't so much the water itself as it was how it affected the character, if you landed in water, the char...

6120d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

First console to pull off 60fps 3D graphics.

First to INCLUDE online play (Sega.net > XBL for it's time)

Near perfect PC ports (Quake 3, Unreal Tournament and Soldier of Fortune), despite the long loading times.

First of it's generation, and it blew everybody away. I don't know what UltramanJ was crying about. Ready to Rumble was an awesome boxing game that breathed new life into the genre, not to mention the best of it's kind since Punch-Out!...

6120d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Honestly, genuine, you don't deserve to have Brock Samson as your avatar, please remove it immediately before you make him look bad.

6121d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

Stick to what you're good at round peg....just keep spending 24 hours a day submitting those stories...while the rest of us go to our jobs and lives ands such.

6123d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I agree with you Blademask...didn't think it would ever happen but man it did.

6123d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Apparently, it's your dream to join the ranks of TheMART and company...no bubbles for rabid fanboys.

6123d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

You....are....full of sh!t...FACT.

Don't start throwing around FACTS without any evidence to back them up. You lose bubbles, and will surely be a member of the 1 bubble brigade in no time with idiot comments like that.

6123d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

It's good to see rabid fanboys like Zhuk and PoG starting to have their bubbles slowly whittled away, until they join the ranks of those like harryetubman and LOL PS3 IS JUNK LOL....the illustrious 1 bubble brigade.

6123d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

I'm beginning to think that people are beyond help at this point. This format war has reached a stupidity I once thought was unattainable by any human collective....guess I was wrong. HD-DVD's rep is gonna be tarnished big time by this one. And I actually hope this one reaches the mainstream media, because then maybe the HD-DVD association will be so embarassed and ridiculed that it will have no choice but to throw in the towel and put an end to this stupid bullsh!t.

6123d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

I agree. Granted all fanboys are worthless wastes of space, it's mainly the 360 fanboys that really seem to know how to bring out my inhumanly cruel side. And not even really all of them...just a select few that just really don't know when to stop being trolls.

6123d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

The article only said MTV Networks, BET networks, and Paramount Pictures films.

No Spike (useless channel anyway)
No Comedy Central

Clearly, I see the industry has been getting a real hard-on for trying to make people pay for crap they've already paid for once. I pay to watch (or not watch) all of these channels on a monthly basis anyway, and I already have a DVR, so this is useless to me.

Pretty much, if you pay to get any of this stuff an...

6126d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Man, this has really lit a fire up some asses out there, mine included, and in my currently semi-drunk state, I feel that Sega should make the Dreamcast 2. No kidding...it doesn't have to be the most powerful, it doesn't have to have some super-duper online service where you can download a bunch of crap. Just make it powerful enough for those of us old enough to re-appreciate the Golden Age of Gaming that came to an abrupt and untimely end with the Dreamcast, and bring back sega.net for our...

6136d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I agree wholeheartedly. The Wii is a Dust Magnet waiting to happen, as waving your arms around like a jackass gets old very quickly, as I found out with my Wii.

At least when Sega was still making hardware, games still had a sense of originality. Now all I'm seeing is either the 8th title of a franchise coming out(which is the same crap as the last one), or remake after remake after remake, and none of them looking good either.

Maybe Sega getting back in the ga...

6140d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Uh, the Dreamcast has been OUT OF PRODUCTION for five, going on 6 years!!!

6140d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

yes, a Dreamcast 2, I guess I can give my version of what it should be:

Keep it in similar dimensions as the original: systems lately can be HUGE in physical size

Use a cheap, but effective proprietary format: DVD has been cracked too much, and Blu-ray is still expensive

Wireless controllers are obviously a standard now, but I'd keep the VMU. Mini color screen technology is cheap enough now to be mass-produced without being a dent in the wallet. ...

6140d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

If sega were to team up with anyone, it would be with NINTENDO. They just did a sonic and mario crossover game, and I think they won't stop there.

With Nintendo's sudden re-emergence, a team up with Sega would make waves in the industry.

Think about it. Sega and Nintendo make a new system, and launch it with a Mario Galaxy meets Sonic Adventure crossover game?

Checkmate.

6140d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

All of you and myself already know Sega WILL NOT MAKE ANOTHER SYSTEM!

It's nice to think about, considering that I STILL have my Dreamcast, and I STILL play it from time to time, and YES, Microsoft basically pirated it's mortal shell and made the Xbox from it..(if you don't believe me, look at a Dreamcast contoller and an original Duke Xbox controller side by side and tell me there's no outstanding similarities, button scheme, analog triggers, dual top memory slots).
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